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Join us to test your speed, endurance and mental toughness as you race to be crowned THE LAST SQUATCH STANDING!

The 1-mile loop starts and finishes at the Turtleback Rock Picnic Area at the South Mountain Reservation off of Walker Road in West Orange, NJ. Complete each mile in the allotted time or get eliminated!

How to enter the Last Squatch Standing

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Last Squatch Standing routes

There are 2 portapottys at the start/finish. The course will be marked! Run towards the baseball field and onto Hillspur trail. You'll be on this doublewide trail for 0.44 miles. Turn RIGHT onto Ravine Trail. You'll quickly make another RIGHT and hop on the ORANGE Turtleback trail. You'll take this singletrack trail back towards the start/finish. Take your first RIGHT to get back to the start/finish area. We will have a "puke chute" adjacent to the finish-line. Runners who puke on our finish-line or on our race clock will be disqualified for disorderly conduct.

The course is 50% doublewide trails and 50% singletrack trails. Only 61 feet of elevation.

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What’s Included
Plan on sticking around to enjoy the good vibes and good food. We will have a delicious post-race spread available throughout the event so when you finish racing, you can grab your post-race meal (or you can help yourself during the race if you're one of those iron-stomach runners). AND we are partnering with a few local vendors that will be providing AWESOME SWAG for a raffle that will go-on all day long! With registration you will receive raffle tickets. You (and your family and friends!) can also purchase additional tickets for the raffle. We will raffle off SWEET SWAG every couple of miles. If your ticket is called, you need to be physically present at the drawing to take home the swag, so make sure you stick around!
Raceday Logistics
Check-in between 7:30am-8:30am.
The race starts at 9:00AM.

All runners will start every mile at the same time. If you finish the mile before the countdown timer ends, you will have to wait at the start/finish until the clock runs out and the next timer starts for the next mile.

For the first mile, the clock will countdown from 18 minutes.
1 minute will come off of the clock every mile for miles 2-7.
30 seconds will come off the clock every mile for miles 8-11.
Starting at mile 12, 15 seconds will come off of the clock every mile until we can crown "THE LAST SQUATCH STANDING”!
Join the Sassy Volunteer Squad! We need help with check-in, timing, sweeping the course and cleaning up. Are you registered for a race that requires volunteer hours? We can sign-off on the hours that you log at the Last Squatch Standing! Volunteer to provide delicious food for our aid station and we can sign-off on your prep time! We love our volunteer team and we are always looking to add more Sassy members to the Volunteer Squad!
What will you have at the aid station?

We'll have a wide range of items that should appeal to most runners: a cooler of water, a cooler of water + electrolytes, bananas, granola bars, pretzels, chips, PB&J etc. No gels, so BYO-Gels if want to fuel with slimey sugar.

Is there an address I can plug into my GPS?

362 Walker Road, West Orange, New Jersey

I can't make it to the race, can I get a refund?

Sorry, but we cannot refund your registration fee.



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