Beat the Blerch

Get ready to outrun the Blerch in the most whimsical race ever! Beat The Blerch is not just any run; it's a full-on celebration of all things The Oatmeal illustrated in that viral comic about running. Choose your challenge from a 5K, 10K, half marathon, or go all out with a full marathon! Just a short jog from Seattle, our Carnation, Washington race features a serene, flat course in King County's Tolt MacDonald Park. Surrounded by lush forests and charming farmlands where strawberry fields and pumpkin patches await post-race explorers, this event promises both a test of endurance and a feast for the senses.